Monday 7 September 2009

My Way or the Highway

Dear Comrades,

I must apologise for my lack of blogging recently. This has been due to taking a break in the Costa Del Broadbottom - well it is with all these folk coming over from Moclin!

There have been some problems in my absence though, namely with Lord Sheldon who has cause me nothing but embarrassment with him giving his Didsbury home to his son whilst claiming expenses on the property. I have had nothing but complaints from fellow comrades in the Peoples Popular Republic of Tameside, so I have no option but to rename the highway.

I have ordered Lord Sheldon Way to be renamed to "Margaret Oldham Way" and in celebration, we are going to add a new piece of artwork which is to be a BRONZE coffin. Comrade J Lane as head of bronze statues is currently commissioning the project to get underway as soon as possible.

Regards,
Roy Oldham Signature


Cllr. Roy Oldham CBE.
Executive Leader