It is with great happiness that I announce the departure of JC (Janet Callender not Jesus Christ) from the Peoples Popular Republic of Tameside.
I ordered her to be exiled after when she turned up to one of my secret executive meetings at my socialist citadel where I put on a nice (spit) roast and she had the audacity to question my plans and advised me to stand down over my ill health. Well this infuriated me, so I told her to fuck off out of my house. It comes to a point where you can put up with so much of her bourgeois bullshit.
I now have Comrade Pleasant acting as chief executive and what a pleasant chap he is too! He has saved me so much time in organising meetings with the press and feeding it back to Chief Blears at the Department for Communism and Local Government.This treachery from Callender should serve as a warning to those who think they can step out of line as I can easily destroy you, but at the same time those loyal to the cause can be easily elevated.
Regards,
Cllr. Roy Oldham CBE.
Executive Leader
3 comments:
You set a perfect example in this post.........
The Great Leader's fearless expression of his views does not confine itself to telling chief executives to "F*** off".
His enlightened views of the legal profesion (" sitting like vultures on the wire fence"). Are well known and often expressed in council.
Just how long they will be suffered in silence by Tameside's legal team remains to be seen.
Of course, Janet Callender's ultimate act of treachery to the Great Leader was to take up a similar position with Tory controlled Trafford council.
Hardly any wonder the Great Leader has no time for this woman whatsoever.
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